User blog comment:SS3Tre/Comedy Friday!/@comment-16001037-20130921023653

my turn

there was going to be a flood and a priest was living in a house that was going to be underwater

well one guy walks by and says "you better leave be fore the flood comes."

the priest responds " I have faith God will save me."

Well the flood starts and the water is at his porch

Another person walks by and tells him to leave

Later he is in his roof and a boat rows by and the guy says "You better come on or you will die"

The priest just responds with "I have faith God will save me"

The boat rows away and the priest climbs on his roof and another boat rows by " Ok you should come on or you'll die"

The priest just has the same responce

Well the water is at his feet and a helecopter flies by "This is your last chance come one"

well the priest responds the same way

He dies and goes to heven and asks god "Why didn't you save me?"

God looks at him and says "Well what else do you expect we sent two boats and a helicopter"